It’s like an amazing time to be alive right now tickets

“these parties, man! best nights of my life, like crazy, like makes you forget the world’s ending. ha ha. but seriously, these tech guys know how to throw down, like so cool, such generous hosts. i think one of them also, like, carries a katana around? like he could hurt someone? like is it real? let’s do a shot. i hear [REDACTED] was here last night and paid some girl 50k in bitcoin to do lines off her. which is problematic. but she paid off her student loans, so. do you ever worry that nerds ruined the world? like technology was going to make things better, but everything is just decaying, just rotting, like some fall of rome shit? i dunno what i’m saying, i’m pretty blitzed right now, don’t listen to me… it’s like, an amazing time to be alive right now.”