Uptown Showdown: Tortoise Vs. Hare tickets

Some people say, slow and steady wins the race. Those people hate the Olympics. In this battle of slowpokes versus speed demons, two teams of comics fight about how civilization best makes progress. Should we carefully plod along, eating slow food while talking on flip phones? Or move fast and break things while jacked on massive quantities of Adderall?

This installment features Matthew Broussard (The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon), Spike Einbinder (Los Espookys), Negin Farsad (Fake the Nation), Alison Leiby (It's a Long Story), Andre D Thompson (Slouch Theory) and Adam Wade (The Moth).

The popular comedy debate series invites two teams of funny folks from the worlds of stand-up and late-night television to tackle topics of great importance to pop culture, such as which pet is superior--cats or dogs--and is it better to be comfortable or fashionable? The verbal sparring and all-around absurdity stop only when the audience decides the winner. Hosted by Matthew Love.

Performers are subject to change.