An imaginative indie-rock musical by Guster’s Ryan Miller and Nick Blaemire (Soon, Glory Days) based on the film of the same name.
WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. I have only done this once before. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.
After seeing this classified ad, ambitious journalist Darius sets out on an expedition to find its writer. When she agrees to go along for the ride, however, Darius finds herself in way over her head.
Heartwarming and hilarious, with an electrifying score, Safety Not Guaranteed asks, if you could go back and change your story – would you?
“Ridiculous fun…Safety Not Guaranteed has an appealingly indie sound...I caught myself humming” – The New York Times
Location: Arlington, VA Parking Information: Free parking is permitted for Signature patrons in any public lot in downtown Shirlington. The two closest parking garages are:
Randolph Square Garage (2850 S. Randolph Street) – Park in any unmarked spot and exit at the lower level of the garage onto Campbell Ave.
Campbell Garage (4280 Campbell Avenue, next to the Harris Teeter) – Park in any unmarked or shared parking space on the 2nd and 3rd floor. When parking for a performance, do not park in any one hour, library, grocery, hotel or residential spot as you will be towed.
Quincy Garage (2901 South Randolph Street) – Park in any retail parking space on the ground or 2nd floor. Upper levels are also available after 5PM. Public Transportation: Patrons traveling by Metro should take the yellow or blue lines, get off at the Pentagon Metro and take a bus from the Pentagon Bus Terminal, right outside the Metro Station. From the terminal, the 7A, 7C, 7F, 7Y, 10B, 22A, 22C, 23A, 23B, 23T, ART 72, 75, 77, 87, and DASH 36A, 36B buses all run through Shirlington Bus Station. Travel time to Shirlington from the Pentagon Bus Terminal: typically between 10 and 25 minutes – varies by bus line. Timetables subject to change.
ART 87 provides direct service between the Shirlington Bus Station and the Pentagon Metro station on weekdays, with few stops along Glebe Road and Army Navy Drive. On weekends, the ART 87 route goes to the Pentagon City Metro station instead of the Pentagon.
Upon arrival at the Shirlington Bus station, walk to the right towards Campbell Avenue and make a left. The Theatre will be at the end of the street. Please note that the buses runs every 30 – 60 minutes on Saturday and Sunday.
Safety Not Guaranteed is at Arlington's Signature Theatre, which is located at 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington, 22206.
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