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Our Favorite Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes For Tell A Joke Day

August 16, 2017 by TodayTix
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In honor of Tell A Joke Day, we’ve made a list of the most epic Dad jokes we could find. We think everyone should celebrate this holiday and laugh at knee slapping, sometimes painfully clever, puns. So go forth, share a joke, and laugh on!

1. A Classic

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, ate, 9!

2. For the Foodies

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Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta!

3. A Try-Not-To-Overthink-This

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Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

4. A Farewell to Romance

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One Liner: A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

5. A Painful Pun

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Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field. But hay, it’s in his jeans!

6. For Veggie Lovers

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Q. What does a pepper do when it gets angry?
A. It gets jalapeño face!

7. In honor of this upcoming fall…

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Q. What does Miley Cyrus eat at Thanksgiving?
A. Twerky.

8. A Knee-Slapper

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Q. Have you heard about the corduroy pillows?
A. They’re making headlines.

9. For the Science Geeks

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Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.

10. For the Animal Lovers

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Q. What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?
A. Bison.


Embarrassed? Enjoy every single one? Let us know your favorite jokes on Facebook and Twitter. And if you’re looking for more laughs, check out Comedy Month and win big with the Giggle-O-Meter only on TodayTix.