


Direct from an acclaimed run at Edinburgh Fringe and two sold-out Off-Broadway engagements comes Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares, a one-woman comedy show from the mind of Tony Award® winner Laura Benanti, with songs co-written with Todd Almond. Known for her dazzling Broadway performances and razor-sharp wit, Benanti takes the stage to share her hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes brutally honest takes on motherhood, people-pleasing, and the joys of aging. Blending side-splitting storytelling with original songs, New York Times Critic's Pick Nobody Cares is a love letter to recovering ingénues, mothers, and anybody working on themselves.
1hr 5min. No intermission.
Ages 14+.
April 27th, 2027
May 2nd, 2027
Location: Arlington, VA Parking Information: Free parking is permitted for Signature patrons in any public lot in downtown Shirlington. The two closest parking garages are:
Randolph Square Garage (2850 S. Randolph Street) – Park in any unmarked spot and exit at the lower level of the garage onto Campbell Ave.
Campbell Garage (4280 Campbell Avenue, next to the Harris Teeter) – Park in any unmarked or shared parking space on the 2nd and 3rd floor. When parking for a performance, do not park in any one hour, library, grocery, hotel or residential spot as you will be towed.
Quincy Garage (2901 South Randolph Street) – Park in any retail parking space on the ground or 2nd floor. Upper levels are also available after 5PM. Public Transportation: Patrons traveling by Metro should take the yellow or blue lines, get off at the Pentagon Metro and take a bus from the Pentagon Bus Terminal, right outside the Metro Station. From the terminal, the 7A, 7C, 7F, 7Y, 10B, 22A, 22C, 23A, 23B, 23T, ART 72, 75, 77, 87, and DASH 36A, 36B buses all run through Shirlington Bus Station. Travel time to Shirlington from the Pentagon Bus Terminal: typically between 10 and 25 minutes – varies by bus line. Timetables subject to change.
ART 87 provides direct service between the Shirlington Bus Station and the Pentagon Metro station on weekdays, with few stops along Glebe Road and Army Navy Drive. On weekends, the ART 87 route goes to the Pentagon City Metro station instead of the Pentagon.
Upon arrival at the Shirlington Bus station, walk to the right towards Campbell Avenue and make a left. The Theatre will be at the end of the street. Please note that the buses runs every 30 – 60 minutes on Saturday and Sunday.
Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares runs for 1hr 5min. No intermission.
Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares is at Arlington's Signature Theatre, which is located at 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington, 22206.
Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares tickets start at $107.
Ages 14+.
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