Latin History for Morons tickets
About Latin History for Morons
A hilarious in-your-face show about pride and heritage featuring Emmy nominated Brian Quijada and written by comedic legend John Leguizamo.
After his son experiences racially motivated bullying, “Professor” John sets out to teach real Latin history – what they didn’t teach you in school. His chaotic, revelatory and ribald lecture spans the Americas, from the Mayan pyramids through the conquistador destruction through Latine contributions in the United States. However, when things get worse for his son at school, John flails as he desperately tries to connect with his child and culture.
With a chalkboard, some props and unapologetic physical comedy, this energetic and playful tour-de-force bolsters pride as it challenges preconceptions of what it means to be American.
“Harshly funny, surprisingly poignant… slyly poses sharp and timely questions of what culturally defines American identity.” – The New York Times
Run time
1hr 35min. (Approx.) No intermission.
Venue
Categories
Age
Ages 18+. Mature teens with parent/guardian discretion. Children under 6 are not admitted at Signature.
Start date
April 27th, 2027
End date
June 13th, 2027
Venue
Signature Theatre
Directions
Location: Arlington, VA Parking Information: Free parking is permitted for Signature patrons in any public lot in downtown Shirlington. The two closest parking garages are:
Randolph Square Garage (2850 S. Randolph Street) – Park in any unmarked spot and exit at the lower level of the garage onto Campbell Ave.
Campbell Garage (4280 Campbell Avenue, next to the Harris Teeter) – Park in any unmarked or shared parking space on the 2nd and 3rd floor. When parking for a performance, do not park in any one hour, library, grocery, hotel or residential spot as you will be towed.
Quincy Garage (2901 South Randolph Street) – Park in any retail parking space on the ground or 2nd floor. Upper levels are also available after 5PM. Public Transportation: Patrons traveling by Metro should take the yellow or blue lines, get off at the Pentagon Metro and take a bus from the Pentagon Bus Terminal, right outside the Metro Station. From the terminal, the 7A, 7C, 7F, 7Y, 10B, 22A, 22C, 23A, 23B, 23T, ART 72, 75, 77, 87, and DASH 36A, 36B buses all run through Shirlington Bus Station. Travel time to Shirlington from the Pentagon Bus Terminal: typically between 10 and 25 minutes – varies by bus line. Timetables subject to change.
ART 87 provides direct service between the Shirlington Bus Station and the Pentagon Metro station on weekdays, with few stops along Glebe Road and Army Navy Drive. On weekends, the ART 87 route goes to the Pentagon City Metro station instead of the Pentagon.
Upon arrival at the Shirlington Bus station, walk to the right towards Campbell Avenue and make a left. The Theatre will be at the end of the street. Please note that the buses runs every 30 – 60 minutes on Saturday and Sunday.
Frequently asked questions
What is the running time of Latin History for Morons?
Latin History for Morons runs for 1hr 35min. (Approx.) No intermission.
Which theatre is Latin History for Morons at?
Latin History for Morons is at Arlington's Signature Theatre, which is located at 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington, 22206.
How much are tickets for Latin History for Morons?
Latin History for Morons tickets start at $47.
What is the age recommendation for Latin History for Morons?
Ages 18+. Mature teens with parent/guardian discretion. Children under 6 are not admitted at Signature.
How do you get tickets for Latin History for Morons?
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