Drunk Pirates DC tickets
About Drunk Pirates DC
After years at sea chasing rumors of Captain Flint’s lost treasure, a crew of cunning pirates is ready to strike gold. There’s just one problem: one professional actor has taken 5 shots of rum and is now attempting to perform a major role in Treasure Island.
Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional, and the plank is always a possibility. As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with Long John Silver and a crew of suspiciously mutinous pirates, the adventure begins to slip further off course. Alliances shift, sword fights ensue, and slurred monologues threaten to sink the entire voyage.
Grab a drink and join us for a high-seas spectacle where the rum is real, the chaos is inevitable, and no two journeys are ever the same.
Will the cast make it to the treasure… or will someone end up overboard before they get there?
Run time
1hr 30min.
Venue
Categories
Plays, Comedy
Age
Ages 21+.
Start date
July 9th, 2026
End date
September 12th, 2026
Frequently asked questions
What is the running time of Drunk Pirates DC?
Drunk Pirates DC runs for 1hr 30min.
Which theatre is Drunk Pirates DC at?
Drunk Pirates DC is at Washington's The Sage Theatre, which is located at 1100 13th St NW, Washington, 20005.
How much are tickets for Drunk Pirates DC?
Drunk Pirates DC tickets start at $36.
What is the age recommendation for Drunk Pirates DC?
Ages 21+.
How do you get tickets for Drunk Pirates DC?
Check the top of this page for current availability on Drunk Pirates DC tickets on TodayTix.
How long is Drunk Pirates DC on for?
Tickets for Drunk Pirates DC are available through 12 September 2026 — check the calendar for the latest availability.
