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Dec 1, 2023 – Jan 7, 2024

Book & Lyrics by Joel Paley

Music by Marvin Laird
Directed by Dyan McBride
Musical Direction by Joe Wicht

Choreographed by Staci Arriaga

Tina Denmark is an adorable and talented 8-year old with a tiny murderous streak. When the lead role of Pippi Longstocking in the school play is up for grabs, she knows she’ll get the part – even if it means leaving a few bodies along the way. Spoofing classics from The Bad Seed to Gypsy, this cult-hit musical is a deliciously diabolical look at fame, ambition, and the perils of musical theatre. Happy Hour is a Drag is back due to popular demand and hosted by local sensation Martha T. Lipton. Free with ticket purchase. Wednesdays, doors open at 6:30 pm, show begins at 7:00: Dec 6, 13, 27 and Jan 3 “An enjoyable slice of cyanide birthday cake” – TimeOut “Above all, it’s very, very, very funny” – Gay Times “It’s good old-fashioned fun wrapped up in a colourful bow of pure sass” – Theatre Weekly “A spiked Shirley Temple of a show” – The New York Times

Run time

1h 50m (incl. one intermission)

Start date

December 1st, 2023

End date

January 7th, 2024




New Conservatory Theatre Center - Decker Theatre

25 Van Ness Ave, San Francisco, CA, United States, 94102
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What is the running time of RUTHLESS!?

RUTHLESS! runs for 1h 50m (incl. one intermission).

Which theatre is RUTHLESS! at?

RUTHLESS! is at the New Conservatory Theatre Center - Decker Theatre, which is located in San Francisco, CA, United States, 94102.

How much are tickets for RUTHLESS!?

RUTHLESS! tickets start at $25.

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