Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett at Meat Market Tickets
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Melbourne, Victoria

Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett at Meat Market Tickets

The global smash-hit comes to Melbourne! The Queen of Weimar punk is turning Meat Market into the hottest kabarett club East of Berlin.
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About Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett

Join kabarett provocateur Bernie Dieter, as her gin soaked haus band soundtracks a debauched night of breathtaking circus, gender-bending aerial and fire-breathing sideshow at its most provocative and hilarious best.

Club Kabarett is more than just a show; "Its an exuberant, juicy, guns-blazing performance that makes other cabarets look stale and tame.“ (Arts Hub) A triumphant middle finger held up against the mundane, this wickedly funny show is a life affirming lightning bolt of pure, unadulterated joy!

Run time

1hr 50min. 1 Interval.

Categories

Age

Ages 18+.

Start date

3rd April, 2025

End date

11th May, 2025

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Venue

Meat Market

2 Wreckyn Street, North Melbourne, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, 3051

Accessibility

All of Meat Market’s venue spaces are accessible and D.D.A. compliant. While the spaces are D.D.A. compliant, areas with cobblestone floors can be slightly bumpy due to their uneven surface.

Directions

GETTING TO THE VENUE

BY TRAM:

  • Tram 19 – Alight at Haymarket (stop #9)
  • Trams 58 and 59 – Alight at Royal Melbourne Hospital (stop #14)

BY TRAIN:

  • Flagstaff Station – 15 minute walk
  • Melbourne Central Station – 15 minute walk
  • North Melbourne Station – 20 minute walk

BY BUS:

  • Bus 402 – Courtney/Wreckyn St stop
  • Bus 401 and 403 – Royal Melbourne Hospital stop

BY CAR: Parking is limited around Meat Market so we recommend utilising public transport options when visiting the venue. There is no public parking available on site. The surrounding area has limited permit, metered and timed on-street parking.

More information about Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett

★★★★★ “Gloriously talented. F#?king phenomenal!” - The Age

★★★★★ “Uplifting, raucous and always mesmerising” - Sydney Morning Herald

★★★★★ “This show is unmissable” - Out In Perth

★★★★★ “Gloriously decadent and outrageously indecent” - Whats On Stage

★★★★★ “More than just a show, this is an experience” - ArtsHub

Tickets

Unfortunately, tickets for this event are no longer available.

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