F**k Christmas Tickets
Melbourne, Victoria

F**k Christmas Tickets

World Premiere! A middle finger to the capitalism and consumption of the holiday season.
F**k Christmas: What to expect - 1
F**k Christmas Tickets

About F**k Christmas

Release yourself from the capitalistic machine that Christmas has become and enjoy a wild, mutinous, hilarious holiday season celebration. Serving post-punk, anti-capitalist realness, this is an epic Grinchian party like no other, brought to you by a family of queers, rebels and runaways. It's time to flip four calling birds to secular traditions and embrace the festive chaos with _Fuck Christmas_.

Fat Fruit (Sarah Ward & Bec Matthews, Fuck Fabulous) and Director Susie Dee invite you to kick back for a yuletide variety show that agitates the holiday season. Somewhere between a hallucinogenic, camp Christmas fantasy and a perverse, apocalyptic nightmare, Fuck Christmas unwraps our toxic secular addictions and makes room for alternative celebrations.

Welcome to Fuck Christmas — at last a holiday experience that truly sleighs.

Start date

27th November, 2024

End date

15th December, 2024




Malthouse Theatre, Merlyn Theatre

113 Sturt Street, Southbank, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, 3006


Ground floor of The Malthouse is accessible by wheelchair (enter via the ramp near the Box Office). The Merlyn and Beckett Theatre, MALT Kitchen & Pantry, Box Office, Bar and bathrooms are all located on the ground floor.



BY TRAM: The No. 1 South Melbourne tram goes right past our door. Get off at Stop 18. Any tram down St Kilda Road—jump off at Grant Street, Stop 17 and take a 3-minute walk.

BY TRAIN: Any train to Flinders Street, then a 12-minute stroll through Melbourne’s sparkling Arts Precinct.

BY BIKE: Secure your bike to one of the many racks outside the foyer.

BY CAR: Limited on-street parking is available on Grant Street, Sturt Street and Dodds Streets. Two disabled parking spaces are just outside The Malthouse entrance on Sturt Street.

More information about F**k Christmas

"A show that literally had it all, and bared it all." - Scenestr (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)

"It’s messy, anti-mainstream and raises a glass to the diverse." - A Modern Gay's Guide (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)

"Sticks up a defiant middle finger to the commodification of queer culture, the policing of bodies, and the rules of what it means to be definably feminine, masculine or anywhere in between." - Time Out (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)

Director: Susie Dee

Co-Creators & Cast: Sarah Ward, Bec Matthews

Set & Costume Designer: Romanie Harper

Group Choreographer & Cast: Gabi Barton

Cast: Jess Love, Wai-Zea Man, Joh Nyx, Nicci Wilks, Seth Sladen, Dale Woodbridge Brown, John Marc Desengano

Lighting Designer: Monique Aucher

Video Producer: Chris Bennett

Rigger: Franca Stadler

Frequently asked questions

Which theatre is F**k Christmas at?

F**k Christmas is at Melbourne's Malthouse Theatre, Merlyn Theatre.

How much are tickets for F**k Christmas?

F**k Christmas tickets start at $80.

How do you get tickets for F**k Christmas?

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