F**k Christmas Tickets
About F**k Christmas
Release yourself from the capitalistic machine that Christmas has become and enjoy a wild, mutinous, hilarious holiday season celebration. Serving post-punk, anti-capitalist realness, this is an epic Grinchian party like no other, brought to you by a family of queers, rebels and runaways. It's time to flip four calling birds to secular traditions and embrace the festive chaos with _Fuck Christmas_.
Fat Fruit (Sarah Ward & Bec Matthews, Fuck Fabulous) and Director Susie Dee invite you to kick back for a yuletide variety show that agitates the holiday season. Somewhere between a hallucinogenic, camp Christmas fantasy and a perverse, apocalyptic nightmare, Fuck Christmas unwraps our toxic secular addictions and makes room for alternative celebrations.
Welcome to Fuck Christmas — at last a holiday experience that truly sleighs.
Start date
27th November, 2024
End date
15th December, 2024
Categories
Venue
Malthouse Theatre, Merlyn Theatre
Accessibility
Ground floor of The Malthouse is accessible by wheelchair (enter via the ramp near the Box Office). The Merlyn and Beckett Theatre, MALT Kitchen & Pantry, Box Office, Bar and bathrooms are all located on the ground floor.
Directions
GETTING TO THE VENUE
BY TRAM: The No. 1 South Melbourne tram goes right past our door. Get off at Stop 18. Any tram down St Kilda Road—jump off at Grant Street, Stop 17 and take a 3-minute walk.
BY TRAIN: Any train to Flinders Street, then a 12-minute stroll through Melbourne’s sparkling Arts Precinct.
BY BIKE: Secure your bike to one of the many racks outside the foyer.
BY CAR: Limited on-street parking is available on Grant Street, Sturt Street and Dodds Streets. Two disabled parking spaces are just outside The Malthouse entrance on Sturt Street.
More information about F**k Christmas
"A show that literally had it all, and bared it all." - Scenestr (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
"It’s messy, anti-mainstream and raises a glass to the diverse." - A Modern Gay's Guide (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
"Sticks up a defiant middle finger to the commodification of queer culture, the policing of bodies, and the rules of what it means to be definably feminine, masculine or anywhere in between." - Time Out (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
Director: Susie Dee
Co-Creators & Cast: Sarah Ward, Bec Matthews
Set & Costume Designer: Romanie Harper
Group Choreographer & Cast: Gabi Barton
Cast: Jess Love, Wai-Zea Man, Joh Nyx, Nicci Wilks, Seth Sladen, Dale Woodbridge Brown, John Marc Desengano
Lighting Designer: Monique Aucher
Video Producer: Chris Bennett
Rigger: Franca Stadler
Frequently asked questions
Which theatre is F**k Christmas at?
F**k Christmas is at Melbourne's Malthouse Theatre, Merlyn Theatre.
How much are tickets for F**k Christmas?
F**k Christmas tickets start at $80.
How do you get tickets for F**k Christmas?
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