


Housing prices in LA are already criminal, but in this home, they may actually be fatal. A scrappy real estate agent and her Uber-driving boyfriend are secretly living in the “luxury” property she’s desperate to sell: a disastrously flipped fever dream where corners are cut and nothing works the way it should. When the home’s bro developer shows up, things go from unethical to unhinged.
A newly successful gay couple and a pregnant lesbian couple spiral into a bidding war over the supposedly hot property as the agent and her boyfriend scramble to keep the sale alive—and the skeletons in the closet—in a perfectly escalating farce. Closing Costs is a whip-smart send-up of the absurdity of trying to buy a home in Los Angeles, where the market is cutthroat, the wiring is questionable, and everyone is just one inspection away from disaster.
2hr. (Approx.) Incl. 1 intermission.
Ages 12+. All Geffen Playhouse productions are intended for an adult audience; children under 10 years of age will not be admitted.
March 31st, 2027
May 2nd, 2027
Closing Costs runs for 2hr. (Approx.) Incl. 1 intermission.
Closing Costs is at Los Angeles's Gil Cates Theater at Geffen Playhouse, which is located at 10886 Le Conte Ave, Los Angeles, 90024.
Ages 12+. All Geffen Playhouse productions are intended for an adult audience; children under 10 years of age will not be admitted.
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