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13 Thoughts You Have During Intermission

July 20, 2016 by TodayTix
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See? You’re not the only one.

1. “Wait, we’re stopping now? Nooooo. Okay, I guess it’s fine, I think I have to pee. Do I really have to pee, though? Because ugh, the line.”

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2. “I think that’s that Tinder guy two rows up. I’m totally texting him. No I’m not. Yes I am. YES I AM.”

YES I AM

3. “Eff, those people who want to get by. Should I stand up or can I just put my feet on my chair?”

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4. “Okay, this is awkward, I’ll stand up. And… spaghetti legs spaghetti legs spaghetti legs, oh and my foot’s asleep. Thanks everyone, hurry back.”

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5. “To pee or not to pee? Should I go pee?”

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6. “Oh, pretty sure that’s the guy on his phone. Jerk.”

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7. “WTF my phone’s been off for 45 minutes and no texts. Oh wait, there’s one.”

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8. “I swear that first dancer guy looked like a kid I know from high school. Oh WHOA, yea, there he is, Playbill page 8.”

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9. “Oh man, a Jigglypuff. Right now, right there on stage. Must. Resist. Because I am NOT one of those people.”

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10. “Merch? Def. And they better have my size this time, because I don’t need another tote bag.”

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11. “Gonna stagedoor tonight, stagedoor tonight! Wait, I can’t find my Sharpie… does ballpoint work on t-shirts? It’s fine. I’ll make it work.”

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12. “First half was soo good. I want to go to ALL the shows. I want to do ALL THE THINGS. Theater goals AF.”

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13. “Great, heard the ding and now I really have to pee. Eh, pretty sure I can make it. Kinda regretting that wine, though.”

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