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The brand new Malthouse Outdoor Stage offers bookings on shared tables available as groups of 2 people. All inclusive price! Grab your friends and enjoy an evening of brilliant entertainment!

About Judith Lucy & Denise Scott - All New Disappointments

Join Denise Scott and Judith Lucy as they share their all new disappointments live on stage—anything from romance, politics and television or to the fact that Judith has started shaving her face while Scotty couldn’t be bothered and let her beard grow free.

Melbourne, it’s time to get yourself set for cocktail hour or afternoon tea (or slip some whisky into some hot water and do both) and join Scotty & Jude live on stage to experience the happening that promises to be at least as disappointing as the miserable bin fire that is humanity.

“We don’t know what these live shows will be. We do know that they will be loose, silly, full of disappointments and will almost certainly involve conversations about clitoris jewellery. We’ll also definitely be ‘helping’ our audience with their problems in a segment called ‘Lemons to Lemonade’ and we’ll probably be drinking. Cocktails and clitoris talk for everyone! Chin Chin!” Jude & Scotty

COVID Safety

The Malthouse Outdoor Stage is a registered COVID Safe businesses and has enhanced health and hygiene methods in place. To ensure a safe and comfortable environment for everyone, the venue has made some changes to the way it operates. Please follow the directions of staff upon arrival. Let's stay safe together!

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Warning: Performance contains coarse language and adult content.

Either of these performers is capable of tickling an audience pink; together, you can expect to be red raw
The Age

Malthouse Theatre - Outdoor Stage

113 Sturt Street, Southbank, VIC 3006

From 21 Feb - Groups of 2

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