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This show closed on August 25, 2019

About The Falcon's Malteser

Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?

A solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican, but what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London's criminal underworld are willing to kill for them? New Old Friends’ acclaimed adaptation features four actors playing dozens of characters, comedy songs, and a fully realised car chase on stage!

Run Time

1hr 20mins (no interval)

Start Date

End Date


Recommended 8+

Wonderful fun for both young and old
The Spy in the Stalls
Highly entertaining… compelling and funny

The Vaults

Launcelot Street, London, SE1 7AD

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