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This show closed on February 16, 2019

About The Secretary

Ruby runs a small-town gun company that aims to protect women by helping them protect themselves. With products like The Bridesmaid, The Babysitter and The Mallwalker, each of the company's guns is named after a woman who used a gun and saved a life--more often than not, her own. So when Shirley, the secretary at the local high school confronts a threat in her office with six bullets, Ruby responds by naming her latest gun after the reluctant hero: The Secretary. But as production begins on The Secretary, guns start going off all around town—and no one’s pulling the trigger. The Secretary is an offbeat, absurdist comedy about safety, survival, and guns in a world that’s up in arms.

Run Time

90 Minutes with No Intermission

Start Date

End Date


Children under the age of 9 are not allowed in the theater.

Main Street Theater- Rice Village

2540 Times Blvd., Houston, TX 77005

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