Theater Character New Year’s Resolutions to Inspire You

2017 is coming. And whether you’re ready for a fresh start or not, time is running out to make those resolutions!

Need some inspiration for what you need to do more or less of next year? Take a look through the resolutions of these theater characters and see how yours measure up. Some might even inspire you!

1. Aladdin – “Stop stealing bread.”

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat.

2. Jean Valjean – “Ditto.”

Don’t want to spend another 19 years locked up, do you?

3. Hamlet – “Be more decisive.”

To be or not to be- that is one of many, many questions.

4. Monty Navarro – “Stop killing relatives.”

Why are all the D’Ysquiths dying?

5. Yente – “Gossip less.”

Right? Of course right!

6. Johnny – “Make better decisions.”

American idiot no longer.

7. Matilda – “Stand up for myself.”

Nobody but her is gonna change her story!

8. Jenna – “What Matilda said.”

Less Earl, more pie.

9. Salieri – “Control my jealousy.”

MOZART! I’m very happy for you.

10. Tracy Turnblad – “Dance more.”

She can’t stop the beat!

11. Bobby – “Make some new friends.”

Preferably single ones.

12. Sally Bowles – “Just, get it together in general.”

Don’t tell momma… or anyone else.

13. Rum Tum Tugger – “Be less self-absorbed.”

The Rum Tum Tugger is a… considerate cat?

There you have it! Feeling ready for next year? Connect with us on Facebook or Twitter and let us know what your resolutions are for 2017.